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I Assume The Wedding Cake Will Be Made Of Kale

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He weighed 675 pounds. He's now 217 pounds. She weighed 250. She's now 130. Between them, they've lost 578 pounds, and now they're getting married. That's pretty impressive. And they can keep each other on the right track, so that's a bonus. (Syracuse Post-Standard/Syracuse.com)

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Perry Michael Simon is Vice President and Editor/News-Talk-Sports/Podcast for AllAccess.com and the former Program Director and Operations Manager at stations like KLSX and KLYY (Y107)/Los Angeles and WKXW (New Jersey 101.5)/Trenton. He's been on-air and written stuff for TV and websites and other stuff he doesn't remember all that well. He can also be found at Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and pmsimon.com, if you're so inclined. In addition, he's the former Editor-in-Chief at Nerdist.com and Director of Programming at the Nerdist Podcast Network.

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