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1. Look Around You At All Times. 2. Get Video Doorbell. 3. Move Out Of Florida
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While we're in Florida and dealing with weird crime, here's a hell of a headline: "Masturbating man attacks woman in Baldwin Park, cops say." The woman says she was walking into her apartment and felt someone tap her on the shoulder; she turned around to find the guy wanking, and he then tried to grab her. The man is described as "Florida Man, who else?" No, there's a more detailed description, but you get the idea. (Orlando Sentinel)
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