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Don't You Want To Savor Your Toast Rather Than Bolt It Down?
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An Ontario court gave a father probation for hitting his 6-year-old son with a USB cable because the boy didn't eat his toast fast enough. The judge gave the father a glowing review, saying he was a "changed man." But they don't explain exactly how fast you're supposed to eat toast, so it's hard to say how ridiculous this guy was being before he "changed." (Windsor Star)
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