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Gimme All Your Money Or The Two-Ply Gets It
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I'd suggest, as I do with any story about a criminal who makes himself or herself easily identifiable, that this robber's big mistake was having pink dreadlocks, because, well, that would be pretty easy to find. But he compounded it by his choice of weapon while allegedly robbing a Dollar General store: a torch lighter and a roll of toilet paper. Yes, he tried to rob a dollar store with toilet paper. Oh, and to disguise himself, he wore a ski mask, but you could still see the pink dreads. Seriously, he must have thought that if he covered his face, nobody would find him. Did I mention this was in Florida? Because of course it was. (Florida Today)
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