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Florida Man Tries To Outweird All Other Florida Men, Largely Succeeds
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They caught a guy that police say was stealing pool floats from backyards in Palm Bay, Florida. Why was he stealing inflatable pool floats? He told the cops he used them for sex. Yes, he said that he uses the pool floats as a substitute for rape, which is... well, it's pretty bad no matter how you look at it. (WKMG-TV/Orlando)
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