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A guy woke up to find a burglar sucking his toes. Asked what he was doing, the intruder said he “was there to suck toes.” Oh. A fight ensued, but the toe-sucker got away. This happened on Christmas Eve, so it was a present unwanted by anyone. (Bradenton Herald)
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