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Next Time, Check Your Goat Quality Before You Buy
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One Florida woman is suing another to force her to provide DNA for a paternity test. Wait, what? How would a woman... oh, wait, it's a goat paternity test, so... hold on. A goat? Yes, the dispute involves the purchase of five Nigerian Dwarf goats for $900, and the problem lies in whether the goats are the offspring of a pedigreed father, in which case they too can be registered and would be worth more, or not, in which case they're worth, um, $900 or less. So, suit. They can get DNA from hair follicles, by the way. You don't have to... you know. (Tampa Bay Times)
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