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He'll Do The Thinnin' 'Round Here
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You want to bulk up, you join a health club or gym. This guy went to prison. After his release, he attacked his cousin, saying that now that he'd been in prison and spent his sentence lifting weights, he could now "take him." And the best part comes after that, when the ex-con did something that elevated this story to be worthy of this column: He El-Kabonged his cousin. Yes, he hit the guy over the head with a guitar. You know, you don't have to go to prison to do that.
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