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Actually, An Air Horn Would Be An Improvement Over A Phish Record
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Old Farts In The News: This guy was regularly calling the police to complain about the "hippie tunes" blasting from his neighbors' house, and he decided to do something about it. With an air horn. Now, he's been arrested and they took his horn away when the cops told him to stop and he didn't. "I just blasted the (expletive deleted)," the paper quotes him as saying. "I didn't give a (expletive deleted)." You get old enough to be an official Old Fart, that's your philosophy about everything in life. (Waterloo-Cedar Falls Courier)
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