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He Knows The Cat Will Refuse To Testify
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British cricket star Graeme Swann was picked up for a DUI. His excuse: It was all the cat's fault. See, he'd been drinking, right, and when he came home, the cat was trapped under the floorboards, so he just HAD to drive into town to buy a screwdriver. Sure enough, when they pulled him over, he was waving three screwdrivers. But, apparently, there's no Cat Rescue Exception in the DUI laws. (BBC)
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