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Two Shakes Is Okay. Maybe Three. More And It's Trouble
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He was spending a lot of time at the mall restroom urinal, and the security guard claimed he was masturbating and called the cops, who arrested him. He said he was pee shy, not masturbating. He got acquitted of the misdemeanor exposure charge. And now he's suing. Moral: If you're THAT pee shy, use the stall. (Houston Chronicle)
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