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Next Time, Cantaloupe. It's Less Threatening
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A man has been charged with stabbing a watermelon. That's it. Actually, what he did was stab the melon and leave it in the kitchen as a threat to a woman. At least, she took it as a "passive aggressive" threat. But that's the first time we've ever had a watermelon stabbing story, so we can't pass it up. (Torrington Register-Citizen)
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